Christopher Reeve jokes

What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?

Christopher Reeve's horse.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken.

What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.

What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?

Christopher Reeves in a house fire.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeve.

Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken.

Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.