Christopher Reeve jokes

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken.

What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?

Christopher Reeve's horse.

What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?

Christopher Reeves in a house fire.

What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeve.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken.

Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.

Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.