Humor
There was a guy how had a stroke, eh.
He's all right.
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
Fortnite is good.
(Awesome joke, right?)
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
A friend texts to another:
"Hey." They reply, "What's up?"
The first friend then replies with a simple answer, "The sky!" But the other friend intervenes and says, "No, it's the ceiling!"
To then the first friend finishes the greeting with, "Unless you're homeless or six feet under."
I hope there is a lift to heaven. I shouldn’t be making jokes though.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
What planet has a butt? Uranus!
What is an army member's top drink?
WARter.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
I tried to think of how lighting works.
Then it struck me!
A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on YouTube when they say smash the like button?
They literally smash the like button "uuuuuugghghhhgBANG!"
Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.