Humor
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.
A proud new dad sits down with his own father.
His father says, "Son, you now have a child of your own, so I think it's time I gave you this." And so, he pulls out a book: 1001 Dad Jokes.
The young man says, "Dad, I'm honored," as tears well up in his eyes.
His father says, "Hi, Honored, I'm Dad."
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."
"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.
How do you make a pink Smurf?
You peel the skin off.
Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.
What's a school shooter's favorite flower?
Columbine.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.
What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.