Humor
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
The world is a freaking rape joke.
How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery?
It’s all Depends!
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
What do French ducks say?
Quoi quoi.
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?
Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
I wish my grass was edgy...
then it would cut itself...
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
The real reason Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Spell "I cup..." "I see you pee!"