Humor
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣
How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery?
It’s all Depends!
What do French ducks say?
Quoi quoi.
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
There was a guy how had a stroke, eh.
He's all right.
Memes
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Fortnite is good.
(Awesome joke, right?)
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
The real reason Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Spell "I cup..." "I see you pee!"
I wish my grass was edgy...
then it would cut itself...
A friend texts to another:
"Hey." They reply, "What's up?"
The first friend then replies with a simple answer, "The sky!" But the other friend intervenes and says, "No, it's the ceiling!"
To then the first friend finishes the greeting with, "Unless you're homeless or six feet under."