Humor
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
The world is a freaking rape joke.
How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery?
It’s all Depends!
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?
Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
I wish my grass was edgy...
then it would cut itself...
There was a guy how had a stroke, eh.
He's all right.
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
What do French ducks say?
Quoi quoi.
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
Fortnite is good.
(Awesome joke, right?)
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
The real reason Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Spell "I cup..." "I see you pee!"