Humor
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
Fortnite is good.
(Awesome joke, right?)
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
I wish my grass was edgy...
then it would cut itself...
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
What do French ducks say?
Quoi quoi.
There was a guy how had a stroke, eh.
He's all right.
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
The real reason Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
Spell "I cup..." "I see you pee!"
A friend texts to another:
"Hey." They reply, "What's up?"
The first friend then replies with a simple answer, "The sky!" But the other friend intervenes and says, "No, it's the ceiling!"
To then the first friend finishes the greeting with, "Unless you're homeless or six feet under."
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
I hope there is a lift to heaven. I shouldn’t be making jokes though.