Humor

What do Cavemen poop in?

A Neander stall.

Spell "I cup..." "I see you pee!"

Don’t fart in an Apple Store.

It has no Windows.

The real reason Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.

Why do leaves change color in the fall?

Because they want to leaf their old color.

Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.

What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?

I don't know. I forgot.

If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

Why did the butt let out a fart?

Answer: To wipe out humanity!

What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.

I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."

Fortnite is good.

(Awesome joke, right?)

Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?

Because there's too many ears.

There was a guy how had a stroke, eh.

He's all right.

What do French ducks say?

Quoi quoi.

A friend texts to another:

"Hey." They reply, "What's up?"

The first friend then replies with a simple answer, "The sky!" But the other friend intervenes and says, "No, it's the ceiling!"

To then the first friend finishes the greeting with, "Unless you're homeless or six feet under."

What's the difference between Autism and Gender?

Autism is on a spectrum.

I hope there is a lift to heaven. I shouldn’t be making jokes though.

My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.

I'm feeling cannelloni right now.

What did the sun say to the Earth?

"Am I hot?"