Humor

What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?

I don't know. I forgot.

Why did the butt let out a fart?

Answer: To wipe out humanity!

If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.

I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus, but I decided to abort it.

What do Cavemen poop in?

A Neander stall.

What's an orphan's least favorite joke?

... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...

I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."

Fortnite is good.

(Awesome joke, right?)

Don’t fart in an Apple Store.

It has no Windows.

The real reason Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.

Spell "I cup..." "I see you pee!"

A friend texts to another:

"Hey." They reply, "What's up?"

The first friend then replies with a simple answer, "The sky!" But the other friend intervenes and says, "No, it's the ceiling!"

To then the first friend finishes the greeting with, "Unless you're homeless or six feet under."

I hope there is a lift to heaven. I shouldn’t be making jokes though.

My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.

I'm feeling cannelloni right now.

A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.

I tried to think of how lighting works.

Then it struck me!

What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?

One’s a good year; the other’s a great year!

I find all these obese jokes horrible.

Don't you think they have enough on their plate?

What's funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a clown suit.