High Steaks Gambling

  • What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?

    High steaks gambling.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about "high steaks," which sounds like "high stakes." See, gambling involves high stakes, and steak comes from cows. Get it? You probably don't, you silly goose!

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  • Amorphous Bristlemouth

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