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Planet With a Butt

Anonymous
5 views · 4 years ago

What planet has a butt? Uranus!

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    Listen up, genius! This joke is all about the fact that "Uranus" sounds like "your anus". It's funny because butts are funny, and also, you probably have a butt. Sad.

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