Humor
Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
What’s worse than running with scissors?
Scissoring with the runs!
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?
Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?