Humor

"Me tells dad joke often."

"I want to hear it."

"Me? You wouldn't get it."

What's the best cheese in the world?

Dick cheese.

Today I am finding out the lore of worstjokesever.com.

What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?

The final countdown.

What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?

"Who are you wearing?"

What is the slipperiest county?

Greece!

"Knock knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Baby!"

"Baby who?"

"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"

"No thanks, I already ate."

What did the orange say to the other orange?

I orange you glad!

Dad: You’re looking pretty sheepish.

Son: That’s too baaaaaad!

It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.

Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.

One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."

There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.

What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?

A Tyrannosaurus Tex.

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?

A slow swimmer...

What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?

Sharp! 🤣

I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?

What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.