Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
Humor
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
Me: Hi Jacob!
Jacob: Hi.
Me: Your parents went to jail for littering when you were born!
Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.
But no pun in ten did.
A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"
The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"
Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.
Funny.
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
