Paraplegics Can Fly

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is playing on words! See, it sounds like "paraplegics" are just "plegics" who can "para-glide" or fly. Get it? It's funny 'cause paraplegics can't usually fly, unless they're in a plane or something, which I doubt you ever will be since you look like you have never even left your mom's basement.