Humor
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they...
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me... It turns out that she was lying.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
Bisexuals aren’t gay.
Bisexuals aren’t straight.
They’re graight! 😂
Some dude called me a tool.
So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.
Guess he was right :/
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
What did Allah say when he created the universe?
-Allahu akbar!!!
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.
So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."
So in prep class, the students were asked to write a letter to their grandparents for Grandparents Day.
Little Johnny's friend, Little Sally, wrote things like, "Thank you," and, "You are so nice!" And Little Johnny goes, "What are you doing? You got it wrong!" So Sally says, "What do you mean? It's a letter." Little Johnny says, "Why did you do it like that? Just write a letter from the alphabet like the teacher said!" Then he says, "I wrote a J to remind them of me!"