Humor
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
Bisexuals aren’t gay.
Bisexuals aren’t straight.
They’re graight! 😂
A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
Me: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one.
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........
Some dude called me a tool.
So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.
Guess he was right :/
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.
Quit making those progeria jokes. They get old very quickly.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me... It turns out that she was lying.
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.