Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors
Skylar
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption? He thought his son sucked.
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.
My favorite dark joke are orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now)