Humor
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
The emo tried to high five the tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"
When you're depressed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)
Somebody told me to cheer up so.... I told him to pass me a rope :)
I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."
My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.
Religious mom: FINALLY!
Me: Grabs a noose.
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?
Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.