Humor
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
I told a crippled guy he is immortal because he can't kick the bucket.
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
Dark humor.
Is it still stand-up comedy if the comedian doesn't have legs?
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.