A series of yo mama roasts

This is a series of "yo mama" jokes, which are a classic type of insult humor. They rely on exaggeration and absurdity to make fun of someone's mother. The jokes target various qualities, like weight, intelligence, appearance, age, and wealth. The humor comes from the ridiculous comparisons and unexpected scenarios.

• Yo mama
• Mama
• Fat
• Kid
• Stereotype
• Family

• Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
• Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.
• Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop. Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers. Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph. Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her. Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
• Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.