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The Imposter Doctor

    • Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?

    Doctor: Yep.

    Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.

    Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.

    Explanation

    • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. You think this is about a prostate exam, right? Wrong! This ain't no doctor! It's some random dude playin' doctor, and the patient is in for a surprise! This joke plays on the listener's/reader's expectation that the man is a doctor and that the procedure will be professional and legitimate. But at the end we get a twist.

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    • Comments (73)

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    Anonymous

    i mean this

    No I asked because stuff is blocked on your Chromebook and you find THIS

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    Well then I’m weird too :)

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    Anonymous

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    Anonymous

    OH MY GOD

    but this

    Anonymous

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    Anonymous

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    this was made for my background.

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    Anonymous

    i mean this

    I think this one’s hott

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