Humor
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Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
I should probably stop making abortion jokes.
After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.
Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?
A: He thought they tasted funny.
What makes an ISIS joke funny?
The execution.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?
Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat…
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."