The definition of the word Disappointment means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer"
How do you make a dishwasher work again? Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
What’s a rapper’s favorite MARTIAL ART?
Punchlines
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh? Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat? VEGETABLE OIL!
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
NO, YOU ATE MY COCK!!!
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road? NO MY COCK!
With the sentence "Die in hell" you can buy shoes in Germany
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
I love all races, even the bad ones.
Shia mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew and a black man on top of the Empire State Building. First the Mexican and the Jew throws there selves off of the building saying ‘ This is for my people’ Than the black is next up to jump and says ‘This is for my people’ And throws the White man off of the building.
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito? He gets to tear that ass up one more time
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What do you call prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb None they just like hanging in the dark
