Humor
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. ๐๐ If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. ๐๐
Person with no arms: ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
Whatโs black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
Whatโs that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didnโt like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.
He said, "But I donโt have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!