What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
Humor
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says, "You’re next!"
When we attend a funeral, I say, "You’re next!"
I was driving and accidentally hit a crippled kid. They were still breathing, so I told them to walk it off.
John pretended to be a doctor.
Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."
John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"
Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."
John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"
Motu said, "I lost my memory."
John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
