Humor
What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.
When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.
I told AI to talk dirty to me. It started describing my browser history.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
I was going to tell a ghost joke, but it just seemed so mean-spirited.
Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking, hot body as a senior citizen?
Cremation.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:
Starters - Foreplay
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl
Dessert - Blowy
Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.
You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
Go to soyjak.party for the funniest memes and soyjaks.
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?
A: He thought they tasted funny.
What makes an ISIS joke funny?
The execution.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?
Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...