Humor
I thought about making a necrophilia joke, but I knew it would be a DOA.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.
Roses are red, Lemons are sour; Lift your skirt up and give me an hour.
I can’t stand jokes about Germans.
They’re the wurst.
I said I’m losing my mind. My friend said, “You didn’t have much to begin with.”
I bought a coffin on Black Friday. It was a killer deal.
What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.
When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.
I told AI to talk dirty to me. It started describing my browser history.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
I was going to tell a ghost joke, but it just seemed so mean-spirited.
Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking, hot body as a senior citizen?
Cremation.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:
Starters - Foreplay
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl
Dessert - Blowy
Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.
You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
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Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.