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I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
whats the difference between a gay man and a freezer. a freezer doesnt scream when you put meat inside it
What’s another term for a lesbian? A vagetarian
A llahu Aks into a bar...
And it blows up!
What say the child to the man? Shalom Man come later give the child: Here what you ask for! Child: Noo sir I say Shabbat Shalom I not ask for Salmon!!!! Man: It may be the coin in me ear hard to hear
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times It’s all about execution
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget? A ventriloquist
What did the Pokémon say after having sex? My ball was sore
How much context pecker? You Press context categoria, go discord Drink tea with friend game night
why did the chicken cross the road? to visit the idiot. knock knock whos there? the chicken the chicken who? *silence*
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, 'Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!' But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild. He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
diddy and hawk tuah walk into a bar hawk tuah say spit on that thang only one walk out💀
a jew and jew walk in bar goy say what u want jew say give it alcohol jew say my son run away and become christian another jew pipe in he say my son too bar tender turn around he say “u not gonna believe this...”
How many potato to feed the elephant
If someone licks your elbow... you wont feel it if you put your ear up to someone's leg you can hear them say "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
Actually, Iron Man is female.
