What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
Humor
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
First bite: Oh my God!
Second bite: Oh my, God!
Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...
...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."
To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
My sister said to roast her, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?
His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.
LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!
Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.
Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
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