Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?

A: He thought they tasted funny.

Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.

That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:

Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.

Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.

Falco: Wat...

A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.

And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"