Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.
Humor
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
Yo mama so ugly!
The mime broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.
Why did the boy get a koala? He had the koalafications.
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
Patient: “Doctor, my bottom hurts.”
Doctor: “Can you tell me exactly where it hurts?”
Patient: “Right around the entrance.”
Doctor: “As long as you call it the entrance, it will hurt.”
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
My Dad was mowing the grass today. I looked out the window and saw him slumped over the lawnmower. Apparently, he was just going through a rough patch.
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
Gf: Babe, do you love me?
Bf: Count the stars and that's how much I love you.
Gf: But it's morning, sweetie...
Bf: Exactly.
Gf: :0, I'll take that as a no.
