Humor

You're so fat, no one was laughing, but the floor was cracking!

Prankster pranks.

Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.

Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.

Kyler, go on this one.

What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you, and what is the dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you?

The most annoying thing your parents can say: "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!" No, you can't have any dessert until you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!)

The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: "Why is your name Crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird!" (That is really annoying if you ask me!)

Thanks for reading this...bye!

Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"

I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"

And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"

What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)

What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.

I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.

I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.

A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.

What Did Iran Say To Oman?

"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"

What do you call an abo with a shotgun?

Sir.

Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.

Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.

Dani: Hey, do you like rapists?

Tess: No!

Dani: Oh, well I'm a rapist!

Tess: Oh!

What protects clowns from the sun?

A bozone layer.

Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.

What’s up with the foot feet?

What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."

What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.

Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.