Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says "leave motherf*cker".
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says "leave motherf*cker".
The joke plays on the common question-and-answer format used in schools. The teacher is expecting the student to name a product of the cow, like milk. Instead, Little Johnny says the cow gives homework, and the cow tells the student to leave with a curse word.
Fat cow
Hope you enjoy
fat cow
LOve it
Loveth Cletus
Savage 😂😂
Bobist
Funny
Anonymous
Haha