Little Johnny and the Farm Animals

Teacher: What does a pig give you?

Little Johnny: Bacon.

Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?

Little Johnny: Wool.

Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?

Little Johnny: Homework and says "leave motherf*cker".

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The joke plays on the common question-and-answer format used in schools. The teacher is expecting the student to name a product of the cow, like milk. Instead, Little Johnny says the cow gives homework, and the cow tells the student to leave with a curse word.

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