Little Johnny and the Farm Animals

The joke plays on the common question-and-answer format used in schools. The teacher is expecting the student to name a product of the cow, like milk. Instead, Little Johnny says the cow gives homework, and the cow tells the student to leave with a curse word.

• Cow
• Pig
• Little Johnny
• Fat
• School
• Animal

• Teacher: What does the pig give us? Student: Bacon. Teacher: Very good. How about the chicken? Student: Meat. Teacher: Good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: Homework.
• Teacher: Ok class, good morning. We are going to start off by asking what kind of sound animals make. Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make? Class: A cow says "moo moo." Teacher: Good! Teacher: What does a sheep make? Class: A sheep says "baa baaa." Teacher: Good! Now, what does a pig say? Little Johnny: A pig says, "Put your hands up and get against the wall, you stupid mother fucker!"
• So in class, they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from? Student: PIGS! Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from? Student: SHEEP! Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework. Student: IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂
• Little Johnny was late to school one day, and Miss Brown asks, "Johnny, how come you're late to class?" And Johnny says, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and started fucking the white cow." Miss Brown said, "Johnny, don't use that word. Next time you want to say that, use the word 'surprised'." The next day Johnny was late again, and Miss Brown said, "Johnny, why are you late?" And Johnny replied, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and 'surprised' the white cow." Miss Brown said, "That's much better, Johnny." And Johnny said, "Yeah, walked straight passed it and started fucking the black one."