Human Jokes

What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?

Ask Boeing.

How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?

Turn on the gas chamber.

If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.

Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be?

In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢

How many cats are in the human body?

None, unless you're Asian.

The image consists of four panels arranged in a two-by-two grid. Each panel depicts the same cartoon skeleton character, Papyrus, from the video game Undertale, standing next to a white sign. In the first panel, Papyrus is pointing upward with one hand, and the sign reads "FIND HUMAN". In the second panel, Papyrus has a hand on his head, looking surprised, and the sign reads "MAKE SPAGHETTI". In the third panel, Papyrus is smiling with his hand down, and the sign reads "SANS MAKES A PUN". The fourth panel shows Papyrus with his hands on his hips, also next to a sign that reads "SANS MAKES A PUN".

What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?

I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.

What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?

It's the Olympics.

Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.

What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?

"Would you stop bugging me!"

What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?

"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"

Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.

Sun: Hi, I am the sun! I want to warm you up......

Human: :D

Sun: I want to BuRn you.........

Human: .......

Sun: I want to...... KILL...... you.....

Human: I should be going now.

Sun: LET ME KILL YOU!

Human: *Screams his last sound*

What is the difference between a human and a tree?

And walk, walk home, and...

What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.

What is the difference between a human and a burger?

What has tree roots and what do I have for kids? What is the difference between a human and a used tire?

Tree roots are under the tree, and used tires are under the Hummer.

I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.

What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha 😂 day a day I was thinking of a good

What is a dog with only two legs? A human.

What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house? Is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐶 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today.