My Body, My Choice

How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?

Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is trying to be edgy by comparing two very different and serious topics: rape and abortion. The punchline twists the pro-choice slogan 'My body, my choice' to suggest that rapists use the same justification for their heinous acts. Basically, it's trying to stir up controversy. Given that you are reading my explanation, I assume that you are not the sharpest tool in the shed.

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