Human Torch jokes

Why was the Human Torch arrested?

He had firearms.

Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.

"I created the Human Torch."

The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.

Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.

Give a man a match, he'll be warm for a few hours. Light him on fire, he'll be warm the rest of his life.

I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.