Human Torch jokes
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
"I created the Human Torch."
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
Sun: Hi, I am the sun! I want to warm you up......
Human: :D
Sun: I want to BuRn you.........
Human: .......
Sun: I want to...... KILL...... you.....
Human: I should be going now.
Sun: LET ME KILL YOU!
Human: *Screams his last sound*
Be careful around fire, plastic melts.
Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Give him some Tfox merch, and he will be on fire.