Human Torch jokes
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
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Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
"I created the Human Torch."
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.
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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.
Give a man a match, he'll be warm for a few hours. Light him on fire, he'll be warm the rest of his life.