Cats in the Human Body

How many cats are in the human body?

None, unless you're Asian.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is playing on the dumb stereotype that Asians eat cats. It's not true, but that's what makes it a 'joke'. You probably thought it was real, huh?

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