A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.
Human Jokes
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
You gonna poop someday.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
Itβs true. I canβt remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
Humans. We are the joke. Retards.
Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!
Ah, son of a bitch, I got the truth stuck on my shoe?!?!
The truth: Breast feeding is like having long sex with your baby. God dammit, I hate the truth!
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog? What is a human.
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: π
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.
I saw a little kid crying because he was lost. I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working in an orphanage!
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they arenβt.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. π‘π€¬ππ»ππΌππ½ππΎππΏ
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
