What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing boeing boeing.
There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.
It crashed in a cemetery.
They recovered 500 bodies.
Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
787 bowing.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?
Ask Boeing.
