Boeing

Boeing Jokes

747

What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing boeing boeing.

Passenger

There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.

It crashed in a cemetery.

They recovered 500 bodies.

Forehead

Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.

Anime

I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!

Plane

I guess this is pretty plane.

I am sorry I am just winging it.

Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.

Wow, I just landed that one!