Boeing jokes

Why did the 767 fly into the towers?

Because a310 dared it to.

What did Osama have?

Two Boeings and a dream.

What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?

They crash and burn.

What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?

Ask Boeing.

I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!

Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.

What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?

A 797.

787 bowing.

What sound does a 747 make when it bounces? Boeing boeing boeing.

What does a bouncy airplane sound like?

Boeing Boeing Boeing...

There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.

It crashed in a cemetery.

They recovered 500 bodies.