Boeing jokes

What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing boeing boeing.

There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.

It crashed in a cemetery.

They recovered 500 bodies.

Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.

What does a bouncy airplane sound like?

Boeing Boeing Boeing...

What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?

A 797.

What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?

They crash and burn.

I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!

787 bowing.

Why did the 767 fly into the towers?

Because a310 dared it to.

What did Osama have?

Two Boeings and a dream.

I guess this is pretty plane.

I am sorry I am just winging it.

Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.

Wow, I just landed that one!

What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?

Ask Boeing.

Wanna hear some famous last words?

"We are just experiencing some turbulence."

To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.

passengers: *start freaking out*

pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.

passengers: *sigh with relief*

pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.

When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.

Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone, please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.