How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
me: how many letters are in the alphabet? that one friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off.
Okay, moving on, you took too long. How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply:* Idk how many)
3: Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply:* 3...)
Wrong, 4: Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
Why did Sully fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light blub?
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?
That number is how many dicks you suck.
How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
How many feet are in feet?
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
Student: There are 505 rocks in a car. If 8 fall out, how many are left?
Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left.
Student: Ok!!
Student: How do you put an alligator in a closet?
Teacher: You can't, it won't fit.
Student: No!! Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door.
Teacher: Ohhh, now I get it.
Q. How many cops does it take to Put in a light bulb.A. Non they just beet the room for being black. 😂😂😂
A FedEx plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa, but the cargo door wasn't shut properly, and only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?
Time's up! You took too long; you only had 4 seconds to answer it.
How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.
How did she survive?
Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off, but she was rescued 8 minutes later.
How many thumbs down can this joke get?
Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
how many fat people are in my house 20 counting the kides in the basement
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
How many mice dose it take to *screw* in a light bulb 2 ;)
