How Many jokes
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
How many Joe Biden jokes are there?
None, because they're all true.
How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One (flips lens) or two? One (flips another lens) or two?
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but they're very tiny and we're not sure how they got in there.
How many Bay Street bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
In Toronto? One to hold it up and expect the entire country to revolve around them.
How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle.
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to pull a permit, one to schedule the inspector, and one to change the bulb.
How many Lawrence Welk fans does it take to change a light bulb?
"A one, and ah two."
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four—one to hold the bulb and three to try to remember the combination.
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They wait for it to turn itself in.
How many racist jokes am I allowed to make?
None.
Because I don't make jokes.
Akbar: How many crows are there, Birbal?
Birbal: 8,971.
Akbar: What if there are fewer?
Birbal: Then some crows went on vacation to visit their relatives.
Akbar: What if there are more?
Birbal: Then some came on vacation here to visit their relatives.
How many audio engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, two. One, TWO. One, two. One, two.
How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends, are you AC or DC? However many turn you on.
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?
Me: More than you!