How Many jokes
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but they're very tiny and we're not sure how they got in there.
How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle.
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to pull a permit, one to schedule the inspector, and one to change the bulb.
How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends, are you AC or DC? However many turn you on.
Akbar: How many crows are there, Birbal?
Birbal: 8,971.
Akbar: What if there are fewer?
Birbal: Then some crows went on vacation to visit their relatives.
Akbar: What if there are more?
Birbal: Then some came on vacation here to visit their relatives.
How many Joe Biden jokes are there?
None, because they're all true.
How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One (flips lens) or two? One (flips another lens) or two?
How many audio engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, two. One, TWO. One, two. One, two.
How many Bay Street bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
In Toronto? One to hold it up and expect the entire country to revolve around them.
How many Lawrence Welk fans does it take to change a light bulb?
"A one, and ah two."
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four—one to hold the bulb and three to try to remember the combination.
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They wait for it to turn itself in.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?
Me: More than you!
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
I wonder how many people read this wrong.