How Many Jokes

There were 32 cows TWENTY-EIGHT Chickens HOW ANY WHERE THERE? There were 32 cows twenty ate chickens how many were there

how many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 35! Do you have a problem with that?

You’ll parsley be-leaf how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.

MORE BAD JOKES

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Tentacles!

How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.

me: how many letters are in the alphabet? that one friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T

How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000!

My cousin really loves baseball He always Brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors

Person 1: How smart are you? Person 2: Really smart Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2 how many are left? Person 2: 1 ghost is left Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!!!

20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off. Okay moving on you took to long, how many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge (*Their reply* Idk how many) 3, Open the fridge put the elephant into the fridge and close the door. how do you put a giraffe into the fridge (*Their reply* 3...) Wrong 4, Open the fridge take out the elephant put in the giraffe and close the door, why did sully fall off the swing, A fridge fell on her

How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.

How many foot are in feet

Student: There is 505 rocks in a car, if 8 fall out how many are left Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left Student: Ok!! Student: How do you put a alligator in a closet Teacher: You can't it wont fit Student: No!! Student: Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door Teacher: Ohhh now i get it