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How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One (flips lens) or two? One (flips another lens) or two?
Akbar: How many crows are there, Birbal?
Birbal: 8,971.
Akbar: What if there are fewer?
Birbal: Then some crows went on vacation to visit their relatives.
Akbar: What if there are more?
Birbal: Then some came on vacation here to visit their relatives.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
Q: How many aborted babies does it take to paint a house?
A: Depends on how hard you throw them.
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
How many Bay Street bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
In Toronto? One to hold it up and expect the entire country to revolve around them.
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
How many cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs?
None, he fell.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for it being black.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)