How many times can u subtract 10 from 100? Once. The Next Time you would be subtracting 10 from 90
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”
I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
friend: hits head* others: how many fingers am i holding up? me: to friend* how suicidal am i on a scale from one to ten? friend: ten me: hes fine guys
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbians bed? None, it's all tongue and groove...
How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1
"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27 Bc my basements still dark...
How many Karen's does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness
Q: how many children does it take to shingle a roof? A: depends on how thinly you slice them
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.
How many children does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw.
It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.
How many gay guys can u fit on a bar stool? Four just flip it over.
How many People do you need to change a Lightbulb? Three.The first holds the ladder,the second one holds the Lightbulb and the third one spins the Ladder.
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them-hope marie lawson
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.
Teacher: what's 3 minus 1? Me: i don't know Teacher: how about this, you have three cakes, I take one how many cakes do you have? Me: three Teacher: If I take one cake from your three what do you have? Me: three cakes and a dead teacher. 👑
