Engineering Specialization

Jagged Zonkey

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How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That is the electrician's job. I am a specialist.

How many software engineers?

Again, none. It's a hardware problem.

How many computer programmers to change a light bulb?

Two, but one resigns halfway through the project.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, smooth-brain. Engineers use 'specialization' as an excuse to be lazy, and programmers are such flakey quitters that they can't even finish a bulb swap. It's about passing the buck. You'd probably struggle to screw in a bulb too, honestly.

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