How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
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How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?
How many children does Explain Bear have?
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question, feminists don't change anything.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.
How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.
