How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb None they just like hanging in the dark
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
How many potato to feed the elephant
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
My cousin really loves baseball He always Brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven
How many times does 50 fit into 9 Get in a van and find out
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today? Person 2: “Seven” Person: 1: “What the fuck dude..” Person 2: “I know right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.” (Based on an encounter I had recently)
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.
How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.
Crying babies are like parties, No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb? They don't need lightbulbs -- they glow in the dark.
i told my friend that there was a tree. on that tree there were four black chickens, I said how many beaks do the chickens have, he said four. then I said there was a white cat, how many teeth does it have? he couldn't answer, so I said looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy
Person 1 " I love KFC" Person 2 "yeah, me too!" Person 1 " How many have you gotten?" Person 2 " How am I supposed too remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?" Person 1 " Chicken? What chicken, what do you think KFC stands for?" Person 2 "? Kentucky Fried Chicken?" Person 1 " What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children." Person 2 " BLOODY WHATT??"
How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.
