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Akbar: How many crows are there, Birbal?
Birbal: 8,971.
Akbar: What if there are fewer?
Birbal: Then some crows went on vacation to visit their relatives.
Akbar: What if there are more?
Birbal: Then some came on vacation here to visit their relatives.
How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 10, since my basement's still dark.
Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.
One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."
"How many men does your wife have?"
I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.
How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?
Push?! He fell...
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?
How many children does Explain Bear have?
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question, feminists don't change anything.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.