Holiday jokes
What day is Labor Day?
It's the day mommies have their babies.
What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
I put the Christmas balls in my sack.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Tis the season to be spooky.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
I went on a ballooning holiday recently. I put on four stone.
Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
When is Father's Day?
Nine months before Mother's Day.
Why was 6 afraid of 9?
Because 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Happy New Year!
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.
"Eeee, is a time for a tree night out to a tree. 🌲 I can fly to the earth day to day day one night type and a walk in and a tree."
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
What did the cancer doctor say?
You just got a new Christmas present—cancer!
Kid starts short-coming people in school. Teacher asks, "Why are you doing that?"
He responds, "I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas!"
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
I killed a man, but it was April Fools'!
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Telling jokes is snow problem.