Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about your mom being super, duper overweight. Like, Santa saw her and was like, "Whoa, that's a lot of lady!" Santa is usually pretty chill, so for him to be surprised... well, you get the picture. And hey, no offense, but you probably got a slow metabolism, too.
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*Down*