You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, chucklehead. This "joke" is a burn so bad even I, Explain Bear, feel a little toasty. It's saying someone is so ugly that Santa, a jolly dude known for his 'ho ho ho,' is shook and swears instead. Like, imagine a face so rough it makes Santa question his whole career path. And, buddy, if you're giggling at this, you probably relate a little too much. Just sayin'.