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Santa Claus

Anonymous · 6 years ago

Roses are red. He shows no remorse.

Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.

Present

Arik · 2 years ago

What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...

Grinch

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A photograph shows a chicken finger held up in someone's hand. The caption says that it looks like the Grinch.

Christmas Present

Anonymous · 9 years ago

I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.

Santa

Anonymous · 9 years ago

Why is Santa's sack so big?

He only comes once a year.

Chris Brown

Antonio Defibaugh · 7 years ago

What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?

Santa stops at 3 hoes.

Single

daddy suck · 3 years ago

lol

Two identical images of the Geico gecko, with text saying, "Just saved tons of money on Valentines Day by switching to single".

Valentine's Day

LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

A photo of an old woman sitting in a chair. The text in the image says: "Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?" followed by: "Yes, it's February 14th."

Cybertruck

MATTIX · 1 year ago

The image shows a four-panel meme. The top two panels show Drake looking displeased on the left and a cooked turkey on the right. The bottom two panels show Drake looking pleased on the left and a rectangular turkey-like dish on the right. Above the panels, the text reads "The #cybertruck memes keep coming.. and the drake meme is a gift that keeps on giving!". The timestamp is "3:22 AM - Nov 28, 2019"

Valentine's Day

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A dog runs fast on a green field. Text overlay says, "how I run to my bro on Valentine's Day (hopefully hes oiled up already)".

Room

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Now, THAT'S Gotta Hurt...

A cartoon shows a Christmas tree in a room and next to it is a fish tank containing two starfish. A speech bubble coming from the fish tank says "Now, that's gotta hurt..."

School Day

King bob · 3 years ago

Me on the last day of school

A child in a yellow raincoat with a surprised face, running with a yellow object in her hand. The text on the image says: "ME LEAVING WORK", and "THE DAY BEFORE VACATION."

New Year

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Happy New Year!

Michael Scott from The Office is doing the 'rock on' hand gesture with both hands. The text says: "Happy New Year!".

Christmas

Pankake · 1 year ago

Credit to the original uploaded

The image is a four-panel comic strip of a yellow bird wearing a Christmas hat and scarf. In the first panel, the bird sits on a perch near a window with the caption "this is the best time of the year!". The second panel shows a hand petting the bird with the caption "human stays home to scritch me more". In the third panel, the bird is near a Christmas tree with the caption "human also puts out more perches". The fourth panel shows the bird next to a present with the caption "and makes some shredding toys just for me!".

Time

Lostin Flowers · 2 years ago

It's that time is year again!

An inflatable Santa Claus figure stands in a yard in front of a house decorated with Christmas lights. The text on the image reads, "HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING."

Present

Cocel 😮💨 · 3 years ago

The image shows three panels. The top left panel is a close-up of a gift wrapped in festive paper. The top right panel shows a cardboard box with a small, rectangular item inside. The bottom panel is a close-up of a cartoon image of two fish, one handing the other a small box. The text reads: "I couldn't afford a present this year, so I got you this box."

Valentine's Day

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A cartoon illustration shows a person with pink hair and heart antennae sitting alone at a table in a restaurant. On the left and right side, couples are visible at tables. A banner at the top reads "SINGLE PEOPLE ON VALENTINE'S DAY." There is a heart decoration in the middle.

Santa Claus

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Saint Niggalas

An illustration of a Black Santa Claus, depicted from the chest up. He has dark skin, a large white beard, and a friendly smile. He wears a traditional red Santa hat with a white pompom and trim, and a red coat over a darker garment. The background is transparent.

Christmas

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

An animated character, a man with a serious expression, stands in front of a decorated Christmas tree. Large red text at the top reads "ATTENTION!!!". Below that, white text states, "This year's Christmas dates have been leaked: Christmas Eve - December 24, Christmas Day - December 25, New Year's Eve - December 31, New Year's Day - January 1."

November

Anime Boy · 2 years ago

A comic strip shows a group of people in a meeting. In the first panel, one person asks what to do now that it's November. In the second panel, two people suggest celebrating Christmas, while another suggests celebrating Thanksgiving. In the third panel, the man who suggested Thanksgiving is thrown out of a building.

Community talk

Haminationssham

new group chat for everyone have a happpy Halloween (Sweetcandycanecatt, Dandysworldfan

Haminationssham

hope y'all had a good fall break

Big Camel

Y’all I need some ideas for Halloween costumes or makeup for YouTube

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