April Fools' Day jokes
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
Why is Transgender Day of Visibility on April Fool's Day?
Because all trannies are clowns and no one takes them seriously.
We're skipping April Fools' Day this year. The biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country.
On April Fools' Day, there is no fool except for me.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
It's April Fools' Day. I'm gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids, "Their parents are here to pick them up."
The date is April 1st.
Somebody asks you what you are doing.
“I guess you could say I’m... fooling around ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)“
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
You look pretty today... April Fools!
The fourth month (symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
Happy April Fool's Day.
I am the fool, now fuck me.
One Tuesday afternoon, Little Jonny decides he wants extra homework, so he went to his teacher and said, "Hello, can I have extra homework this week?"
The teacher replied with, "Sure, be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, polish the counters, scrub the baseboards, scrub and paint the walls!"
And Johnny replied with, "That's not what I meant, but at least I'll get paid!"
The teacher said, "How about $200 each job?"
Johnny replied with, "OK."
Friday afternoon at her house, after Johnny does all the jobs, he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, "You do know that Tuesday was April Fools' Day, right?"
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.