It's April Fools' Day. I'm gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids, "Their parents are here to pick them up."
We're skipping April Fools' Day this year. The biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country.
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.
One Tuesday afternoon, Little Jonny decides he wants extra homework, so he went to his teacher and said, "Hello, can I have extra homework this week?"
The teacher replied with, "Sure, be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, polish the counters, scrub the baseboards, scrub and paint the walls!"
And Johnny replied with, "That's not what I meant, but at least I'll get paid!"
The teacher said, "How about $200 each job?"
Johnny replied with, "OK."
Friday afternoon at her house, after Johnny does all the jobs, he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, "You do know that Tuesday was April Fools' Day, right?"
