What did Santa use as a candy cane?
Wait, wait, I said it wrong.
Okay.
What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, dummy. Santa wanted to say "What did Santa use AS a candy cane?" which would've been really dumb (like you!) because Santa would never use himself as a candy cane. But instead he wanted to ask what did Santa use to do his gardening, which is a hoe! Get it now, smart guy?
Shut upper
Shut up! Give up already, quit the puns it was NEVER meant for you!!!