Labor Day jokes

Me: September is here!

[Labor Day comes]

Also me (ft. Green Day): “Wake me up when September ends!”

What day is Labor Day?

It's the day mommies have their babies.

What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes.

Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!