Labor Day jokes

What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes.

Me: September is here!

[Labor Day comes]

Also me (ft. Green Day): “Wake me up when September ends!”

What day is Labor Day?

It's the day mommies have their babies.

September 11, bring your plane to work day.

Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? He took a day off.

If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.

9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.