Labor Day jokes

What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes.

Me: September is here!

[Labor Day comes]

Also me (ft. Green Day): “Wake me up when September ends!”

What day is Labor Day?

It's the day mommies have their babies.

September 11, bring your plane to work day.

9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.

Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? He took a day off.

I used to work at a calendar factory, but I got fired because I missed a few days.

If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.