History jokes
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?
Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.
Signs my cousin is going places when he's older:
TEST QUESTION: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
He wrote: "At the bottom of the page."
Smart kid!
Memes
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
What was the knight's name that sat at the round table?
Circumference.
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
What was Morgan Freeman called before the Civil War?
Morgan.
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
Which president has never gone to jail?
Lincoln because he's innocent in a cent, get it?
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?
Because she's dead.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).