History jokes
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8.
What was Morgan Freeman called before the Civil War?
Morgan.
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.
"Don't you mean a martini?" asks the bartender.
The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one!"
Two of my grandpas died in WW2.
Their tower fell over.
Why is Ireland so gay?
Because the Brits stole all their women.
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
What do you call a blind German man?
A Nazi.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
Who was purple and wanted to rule the world?
Alexander the Grape.
My dad killed Hitler.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.