Heavenly Clocks

A man dies and goes to Heaven. He sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for. He replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. He said that Mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincoln's once, and George Washington's never.

The man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Biden's is the one keeping the hurricanes to speed.

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about how everyone lies, even the most "holy" people like Mother Teresa. The clocks measure how much people lie. The joke implies that Joe Biden lies so much that his clock is making hurricanes go faster. It's funny because it exaggerates Biden's alleged dishonesty to an absurd level. Also, I know you are not smart because you unironically capitalize "Heaven."

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Cringe on so many fucking levels.

Learn about to f---ing spell. #WhatAnIdiot

By Biden you meant FORMER president Trump