A man dies and goes to Heaven. He sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for. He replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. He said that Mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincoln's once, and George Washington's never.
The man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Biden's is the one keeping the hurricanes to speed.
Dantheman
Cringe on so many fucking levels.
Grammar Nazi
Learn about to f---ing spell. #WhatAnIdiot
Anonymous
By Biden you meant FORMER president Trump