What was Morgan Freeman called before the Civil War?
Morgan.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
I couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind-blowing!
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”
As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:
"Them slaves taking credit for everything."
at the back of abraham lincon's mind next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
