Civil War

Civil War Jokes

Pedophile

What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?

They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.

Porn

New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”

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  • Slave

    As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:

    "Them slaves taking credit for everything."

    Slavery

    At the back of Abraham Lincoln's mind, next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.

    Black

    Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.