5+ Best Civil War Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

History

What was Morgan Freeman called before the Civil War?

Morgan.

Pedophile

What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?

They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.

Memes

War

russia

The image shows two panels. The top panel has text that says "Putin: civil war in Ukraine. Meanwhile, reality:". The bottom panel is a still from the movie Home Alone. It shows a boy aiming a rifle at a small door. Above the boy the text says "Ukraine". The head of a man is looking through the hole in the door. Above the man the text says "Russia".

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Abe Lincoln

I couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind-blowing!

Porn

New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”

Slave

As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:

"Them slaves taking credit for everything."

Slavery

At the back of Abraham Lincoln's mind, next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.

Black

Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.

Hairline

Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.

Memes

Marvel movie

Me and Who?

A cartoon drawing shows a woman and a man lying in bed, snuggled up and facing a wall. On the wall is a poster with the text: MARVEL VIEWING ORDER. The poster shows an ordered list of Marvel movies.

Captain America

A three-panel image. The first panel shows Captain America looking confused with the text "ME" above him. The second panel shows Iron Man looking serious with the text "MYSELF" above him. The third panel shows a poster for the movie "Captain America Civil War" with the text "MAY 6, 2016".

Soldier

The image shows a meme with text above an image of a green Bionicle figure. The text says, "Soldier: *has rash on leg* Civil War Doctor:". The Bionicle figure is posed as if it is chopping something with an axe.

Mort

I’m running out of ideas 4 a title

A Google search result shows the query "who started the syrian civil war" and the result is "Mort, Ruthless dictator" with pictures of Mort from the animated movie Madagascar

Ohio

Ohio getting to crazy bruh smh

A map of the United States with Ohio highlighted in red. The text "BREAKING NEWS" appears above the headline "OHIO IN CIVIL WAR WITH ITSELF". Below, there is a timestamp and text: "12:48 WHICH ONE IS OHIO?"

Comic

True tho

The image is a three-panel comparison. The top panel shows a large group of superheroes from the Civil War comic book. The second panel depicts a few superheroes running in an airport, representing the movie version. The third panel features Deadpool with text below him saying, "It's almost like the studio couldn't afford more heroes..." The text in the image reads, "CIVIL WAR IN THE COMICS... IN THE MOVIES... HMM... IT'S ALMOST LIKE THE STUDIO COULDN'T AFFORD MORE HEROES..." and includes a small VIA 9GAG.COM text.

Century

I love this comic run so much

The comic shows Spider-Man and Deadpool looking at each other with confusion. In the second panel, a fiery horse carriage drives by. In the last panel, they discuss the 19th-century Ghost Rider and his potential involvement in the wrong Civil War. The text in the speech bubbles says: NEIGH! Did you just see that? 19th Century Ghost Rider? Yup. Oh man, do you think he's showing up to fight in the wrong civil war? Let's hope he fights for the North, otherwise he's not gonna like taking orders from a black Captain America.

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Community

The Unknown King of Moderation

PSA: Keep yo politics to a minimum, if you’re talking about them at all. We don’t wanna have a damn civil war on here

The Unknown King of Moderation

WJE CIVIL WAR, PICK YOUR SIDE!!!

1 for team May 2 for team Wemily 3 for Neutrality

Say just your number and NOTHING ELSE in the comments

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