Circumference jokes
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?
Sir Cumference.
Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
Circumference.
What was the knight's name that sat at the round table?
Circumference.
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Using Pi, distract that fat kid next to you and copy his answers.
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.