History jokes
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...
Memes
Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
Jesus tried solving the Rubik's cube,
but died on the cross.
What’s the difference between the baby I just stabbed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.