History jokes
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
The Earth was flat until they buried you.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.