History jokes
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Which president has never gone to jail?
Lincoln because he's innocent in a cent, get it?
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...
Jesus tried solving the Rubik's cube,
but died on the cross.
What’s the difference between the baby I just stabbed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.