History jokes
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?
Master.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?
Coach.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
What ended in 1999? 1998.
Q: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
A: Because they're dead.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
He tied them in little Nazis.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).