History jokes
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
He tied them in little Nazis.
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
Memes
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
What ended in 1999? 1998.
Q: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
A: Because they're dead.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?
Snoozin' B. Anthony!
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Helen Keller.
Helen Keller who?
(Don't say anything).
Helen Keller who?
...you will get a laugh...ty.