History jokes
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
joe mama roast
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
He tied them in little Nazis.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
What ended in 1999? 1998.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
Q: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
A: Because they're dead.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?
Snoozin' B. Anthony!
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.