Helen Keller.
History Jokes
Did Jesus die a virgin? No, he got nailed before he died.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8.
Why were the Twin Towers annoyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plain.
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Redundant.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a chair, then a table.
People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.
Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relieved. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. "Nitrogen!" The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good night.”
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
