History jokes
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
Memes
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
He tied them in little Nazis.
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
What ended in 1999? 1998.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
Q: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
A: Because they're dead.
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?
Snoozin' B. Anthony!
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.