History jokes
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
Memes
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
What ended in 1999? 1998.
Q: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
A: Because they're dead.
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
He tied them in little Nazis.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?
Snoozin' B. Anthony!
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Helen Keller.
Helen Keller who?
(Don't say anything).
Helen Keller who?
...you will get a laugh...ty.