History jokes
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?
Snoozin' B. Anthony!
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Helen Keller.
Helen Keller who?
(Don't say anything).
Helen Keller who?
...you will get a laugh...ty.
What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Helen Keller.
Did Jesus die a virgin? No, he got nailed before he died.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8.
Why were the Twin Towers annoyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plain.
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Redundant.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a chair, then a table.