History jokes
How did the British lose the War of 1812?
They were out-Britshed.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
Why don't Romans find algebra fun?
X is always ten.
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
What's black and white?
History.
Belief in Egyptian gods is just Ra-ng (wrong). 😁
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
Do you know how many women have been pope?
Nun.
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
It was the year 1912. I was in the SS Titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!