History jokes
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
joe mama roast
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?
Master.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?
Coach.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Q: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
A: Because they're dead.
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
He tied them in little Nazis.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.