I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?
History Jokes
Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”
My grandfather died at Auschwitz.
Poor fella fell off the guard tower.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
What was Morgan Freeman called before the Civil War?
Morgan.
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
What was the knight's name that sat at the round table?
Circumference.
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
Which president has never gone to jail?
Lincoln because he's innocent in a cent, get it?
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?
Because she's dead.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
He tied them in little Nazis.
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
