History jokes
I'll rate this a 9/11.
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:
"Them slaves taking credit for everything."
My grandfather died at Auschwitz.
Poor fella fell off the guard tower.
Memes
Fuck teslas
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.
Why does America suck at chess?
They lost two towers.
My dad killed Hitler.
My favorite sex position is the “JFK,” I splatter all over her as she screams to get out of the car 😂
Why were the Twin Towers annoyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plain.
Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.
Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.
Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?
Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time," so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
— Steven Wright
Junkyard dogs may be mean, but the meanest dogs are the ones guarding concentration camps.
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for. He replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. He said that Mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincoln's once, and George Washington's never.
The man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Biden's is the one keeping the hurricanes to speed.
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.