History jokes
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
Which Roman emperor was a mouse?
Julius Cheeser.
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school? A: Anywhere she was home schooled.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
1950: In the future there will be flying cars.
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.