The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
History Jokes
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
SpongeBob did 9/11.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during World War Two. He was an officer.
Me: Cool, what rank of officer?
Jim: SS.
Me:...
Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
