History jokes
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
Memes
Meme:
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
Three men are on a bench in Soviet Russia talking shit about Stalin. One of the men all of a sudden pulls out a KGB badge and says, "You two are coming with me for treason." One of the other men also pulls out a badge and says, "Not me." The third man pulls out a badge and says, "Wow? There's a lot of agents here."
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She forgot to put her seatbelt on.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)
(To circumcised people)
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.