History jokes
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
Memes
Here comes the sun Do Do Do Do
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She forgot to put her seatbelt on.
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.
My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: *Realizes*
SpongeBob did 9/11.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.