History jokes
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
Memes
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Three men are on a bench in Soviet Russia talking shit about Stalin. One of the men all of a sudden pulls out a KGB badge and says, "You two are coming with me for treason." One of the other men also pulls out a badge and says, "Not me." The third man pulls out a badge and says, "Wow? There's a lot of agents here."
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She forgot to put her seatbelt on.
I'll rate this a 9/11.
As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:
"Them slaves taking credit for everything."
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)
(To circumcised people)
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.