History jokes
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because it saw an iceberg selling candy.
I rate my dad as a pilot 9 out of 11.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
SpongeBob did 9/11.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.