History jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
Memes
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."
~John F. Kennedy
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.