What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
History Jokes
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
Random couple after their first night:
Husband: It was very tasty. 🥵
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?
Wife: ☠️
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
