History jokes
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
One more 360 noscope for my montage.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
Random couple after their first night:
Husband: It was very tasty. 🥵
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?
Wife: ☠️
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.