History jokes
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."
~John F. Kennedy
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.