History jokes
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?
"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.
He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
Random couple after their first night:
Husband: It was very tasty. 🥵
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?
Wife: ☠️
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!