History jokes
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
Random couple after their first night:
Husband: It was very tasty. 🥵
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?
Wife: ☠️
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
intelgent
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
Fun fact: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.