History jokes
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
Memes
intelgent
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
Random couple after their first night:
Husband: It was very tasty. 🥵
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?
Wife: ☠️
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Q: Why can’t Jesus make fun of gay people?
A: He got nailed first.