History jokes
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
Memes
Shitpost master general
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
Fun fact: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."
~John F. Kennedy
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.