History jokes
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didnβt fall. π
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
Memes
History meme for yβall
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
Whatβs the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but heβd have to wait 10 years to get it.
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.