Plantation jokes

What do you call a group of black people in a shed?

Antique farm equipment.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.

In America, you work on a plantation.

In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!

As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:

"Them slaves taking credit for everything."

What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.

What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?

Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.

There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds, "Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"

My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.

Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.

Q: What's the best part about gardening?

A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

Trees are so social. They're always branching out.