What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!
As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:
"Them slaves taking credit for everything."
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
