Plantation jokes

What do you call a group of black people in a shed?

Antique farm equipment.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.

In America, you work on a plantation.

In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!

As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:

"Them slaves taking credit for everything."

What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.

What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?

Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.