Plantation jokes

What do you call a group of black people in a shed?

Antique farm equipment.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.

In America, you work on a plantation.

In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!

As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:

"Them slaves taking credit for everything."

What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.

What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?

Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.

Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.

Q: What's the best part about gardening?

A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

If trees could kill you, they wood.

A guy walks into a magical forest looking to cut down a tree. The best one he can find is a magical talking tree. He holds his axe up ready to slice and begins to swing when the tree says, "Stop! I'm a magical tree. You can't cut me." "I'm a magical tree!" the man mocks, then as he goes to swing the axe he says, "You may be a magical tree... But you will dialogue!"

Trees are so social. They're always branching out.