Plantation jokes

In America, you work on a plantation.

In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.

What do you call a group of black people in a shed?

Antique farm equipment.

As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:

"Them slaves taking credit for everything."

What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.

What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?

Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.

You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.

What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?

There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.

On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."

So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.

Trees are just bushes with lift kits.