Plantation jokes
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!
As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:
"Them slaves taking credit for everything."
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.
How do trees get online? -- They just log in.
Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.
Q: What's the best part about gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
If trees could kill you, they wood.