History jokes
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
9/11 happened... right?
The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Censorship is trash. It doesn’t stop people from spreading hate anyways.
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"
If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
The Nazis.
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)