History jokes
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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