History jokes
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
Memes
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
The twins are falling down.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.