History jokes
My great grandpa killed Hitler.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.