History jokes
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
Memes
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.
HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Hit 'em with the 1, 2, Jeffery Dahmer!
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?
Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?
The HIV test results.
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?
She was drunk.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
lmao why do people think they can fly?