Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
If museums are full of dead things...
Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
Alfred the Great was arguably the greatest king in England’s history.
The worst? Richard the Goat Fucker.
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr.
Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.
Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not, he got nailed before he died!
How many genders are there?
One, women are property.
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
Three Nazis walk into a bar.
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
