History jokes
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Memes
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The Bushes.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.