History jokes
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
As with Sonic The Hedgehog
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The Bushes.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!