What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
History Jokes
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She forgot to put her seatbelt on.
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands?
"Feet! Feet!"
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because it saw an iceberg selling candy.
I rate my dad as a pilot 9 out of 11.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
